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Help! I'm a Celebrity Pantomime Dame; Get Me Out of Here!
- full length
pantomime - variable cast (scripts 6.00 each, performances 40 each)

With more than a nod at TV "survival" shows, "Help! I'm a Celebrity Pantomime Dame, Get Me Out of Here!" is set in Pantoland, ten years after the good guys banished the evil ones. To say they've become complacent is an understatement, so that when the Evil Queen and the Wicked Stepmother turn up fresh out of exile, they are not too well prepared. When the evil pair steal Aladdin's lamp and the power of its Genie, things look bad, with a host of pantomime favourites including Aladdin, Prince Charming, Cinderella, Widow Twankey, Buttons and the Good (if aged) Fairy all finding themselves stranded in the jungle having to survive on what they can forage or win from challenges, watched over by palace guards-cum-accountants Grant and Check. Add a lurking monster and a Wizard who sounds a lot like Obi Wan Kenobi, and we have a recipe for fun-packed adventure that adults and kids will all recognise.

Cast

Character

Spoken lines (approx.)

Storyteller (m or f)

53 (could be read)

Fairy over 40 (f)

83

Evil Queen (f)

120

Buttons(m)

165

Mirror(m or f - any age)

165

Aladdin principal boy (f)

92

Princess Jasmine principal girl (f)

33

Genie of the Lamp (m or f)

44

Prince Charming principal boy (f)

66

Cinderella principal girl (f)

22

Grant palace guard/accountant (m or f)

89

Check palace guard/accountant (m or f)

81

Wicked Stepmother dame (m)

91

Widow Twankey dame (m)

108

Wizard voice only (m)

12

Villagers/Chorus (m/f)

20